I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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