maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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