She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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