she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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