so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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