May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she looked like the before picture.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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