He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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