You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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