My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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