the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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