I wanna bring you to show and tell
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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