I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
3pm strippers are depressing
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
