sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My nipple is on Facebook.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Someone came in the potted fern
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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