So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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