He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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