Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
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