is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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