Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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