You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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