took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
