Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
