we're blogging at a bar
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I wish i was in the wii world.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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