He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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