piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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