I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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