It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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