Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
splinters make it hard to masturbate
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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