Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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