How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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