how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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