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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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