very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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