we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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