Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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