Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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