no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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