u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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