Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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