Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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