My room smells like vodka and shame
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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