How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
do herpes really smell.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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