how hairy? two words: wookie tits
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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