At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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