Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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