just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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