Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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