Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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