thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
