I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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