I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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